.............America the beautiful....................

The conservative right wing will always have a large voter base in America, that’s a fact. I know this because of the stupid rednecks that go on cruises and come to Pearl Island. My section uses pink masks and snorkels; you would not believe how many W.T. men bitch and complain about having to use them and ask for a different color. They seem to think that they will start sucking cock once they don the mask or something. A second and large reason for the right wing success is the pure stupidity of the common person. These people actually believe that empty conch shells magically float into the snorkeling area up to 3 times a day just for them to find. The oysters also have rubber bands on them and people still ask if they grow on those large rocks, aka coral, or in the grass. These people are so stupid that they get herded around like sheep for everything they do. The amount of people holding up large signs and pointing the right way is staggering, but yet these morons seem to get lost all the time. One couple went on the ferry to go back to the cruise ship after being on the island for 30 minutes. That’s right they unloaded with all their fellow cruise members then got back on the ferry with the guest from the previous tour and went back, awesome. I think I could be a congressman from any rural state; all I have to do is state my platform. It would be, gays are bad, guns are good for everyone, immigrants suck, USA is the best and only place that matters, and finally God is super sweet. There is no way I could lose, even if there are mass protests by groups opposing those views, pictures of me kicking small children, multiple arrests for drunk driving and video of me cursing people of non Anglo-Saxon heritage.

BAKER in 2007